chain-of-prospit:

glasshalfawesome:

butterflysniper:

adoctorwhourl:

starshiprangeromdg:

deducingneville:

cumberqueen:

imberantiel:

dontgigglesherlock:

gatiss:

i shagged mrs hudson because she asked for it

um ok.

I burnt the heart out of Anderson because I’m a proper genius too and I was happy for the rest of the day. 

This is legit guys. 

I watched John hug a lucky cat because it cheered me up and it was slightly awkward. 

I shagged D.I Lestrade because I ran out of strawberry jam and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards.

Suddenly I’m John. GOD JOHN. YOU CAN’T JUST SHAG LESTRADE BECAUSE YOU’RE OUT OF JAM. 

Lestrade made me punch Anderson because I was told to and I was happy for the rest of the day…

Sounds about right yeah…

I burned the heart out of Donovan because she asked for it and it was odd

Anderson made me kick Mrs. Hudson because that’s how little Carl died and I smiled.

….

WHAT.

NO.

I’M SO SORRY MRS. HUDSON.

ANDERSON HAS DINOSAUR MIND CONTROL.

I KISSED MYCROFT BECAUSE MYCROFT FORCED ME TO AND I SMILED. Isn’t that, like, mouth rape combined with Stolkhom’s Syndrome????????

I met Anthea because Anderson is a douche and I collapsed.

Well then.  That does make sense… Anthea is pretty attractive.

I watched John hug Jim Moriarty because it eased the pain of having to wait for Season 2. And it was slightly awkward. 

I DON’T EVEN FUCKING WATCH SHERLOCK BUT FUCK THIS IS GREAT.

I burnt the heart out of Anderson because I was told to and I was happy for the rest of the day.